Calvin
Aug 18 2006, 04:29 AM
1. Ruler slips while drawing a straight line and your pressing hard.
2. You just gulped a mouth full of jello as you are erasing a mistake. You then proceed to blow away the eraser crumbs.
3. Inadvertenly set your eraser in a wet coffee spill on your desk and then use the wet eraser.
4. Read number 2 above while viewing your drawing with a mouth full of coffee.
5. Grab a drawing you just finished and layed face down and mistakenly pick it up and run it through the shreder.
woo
Aug 18 2006, 08:23 AM
QUOTE(Calvin @ Aug 18 2006, 05:29 AM) [snapback]924[/snapback]
1. Ruler slips while drawing a straight line and your pressing hard.
2. You just gulped a mouth full of jello as you are erasing a mistake. You then proceed to blow away the eraser crumbs.
3. Inadvertenly set your eraser in a wet coffee spill on your desk and then use the wet eraser.
4. Read number 2 above while viewing your drawing with a mouth full of coffee.
5. Grab a drawing you just finished and layed face down and mistakenly pick it up and run it through the shreder.
you use a ruler in art

thats sacralidge[sp] unless you are using it for a grid and my bad if thats what you are doing .. but once you are a littlemore astablished you will be able to visulise a grid instead of drawing one
your no 2 blowing the erasure crumbs i use a big brush to brush mine away just incase i blow something like that onto the paper

a big blusher brush is good as the bristle are very soft and dosnt damage the paper or picture
use putty erasures and roll up into a ball and stick them to the top of the picture that you are drawing you only need a little rolled up ball keeps it clean and you know where it is
I have no answer for no 5 just dont lay your paper face down
isshinart
Aug 18 2006, 11:22 AM
Brenda has a list somewhat like this in the back of D for D. Maybe she'll chime in here with one or two of the things she listed.
Here is mine:
Leave your drawing anywhere that is accessable to a cat. Muddy paw prints DON'T come out.
ukartist
Aug 18 2006, 11:37 AM
heres one!
not knowing what you are doing when you are drawing
woo
Aug 18 2006, 12:12 PM
QUOTE(isshinart @ Aug 18 2006, 12:22 PM) [snapback]939[/snapback]
Brenda has a list somewhat like this in the back of D for D. Maybe she'll chime in here with one or two of the things she listed.
Here is mine:
Leave your drawing anywhere that is accessable to a cat. Muddy paw prints DON'T come out.
wouldnt this be fun though .. get your animal to walk over a piece of paper with dirty feet then try and make a picture out of it .. animal art
ukartist
Aug 18 2006, 12:49 PM
hay u can even make your pet walk into paint and then get them to walk all over white paper!! and that would go for $10000 as i know of a Elephant here in england that paints and hes work goes for Big £$$$£££
i have even well years ago have walked though paint and then make art with my foot prints
Rodney
Aug 18 2006, 03:19 PM
How 'bout this:
"Whoops... that's not my drawing."<erase><erase>
<exit the scene>
Okay... technically that is how to ruin
someone elses drawing.
woo
Aug 18 2006, 03:47 PM
QUOTE(Rodney @ Aug 18 2006, 04:19 PM) [snapback]958[/snapback]
How 'bout this:
"Whoops... that's not my drawing."<erase><erase>
<exit the scene>
Okay... technically that is how to ruin
someone elses drawing.

call me blonde rodders but i dont get it
Rodney
Aug 18 2006, 03:53 PM
They have this stuff... it like... changes hair color...
No... probably wouldn't work.
woo
Aug 18 2006, 05:54 PM
QUOTE(Rodney @ Aug 18 2006, 04:53 PM) [snapback]969[/snapback]
They have this stuff... it like... changes hair color...
No... probably wouldn't work.

HAHA you would be so right

i think its in my jeans
Eric
Aug 19 2006, 08:07 PM
The one I like is showing the dog the newly finished drawing of a cat you did for someone on commission, and the dog grabs it thinking its a new toy to play tug of war with. He usually wins with it shaking away between his teeth.
Oh, well. I'm sure it had some errors you wanted to fix anyway. Sounds sorta like Calvin's shredder.
Good post, Calvin.
And Woo: Would I be mistaken to say that your jeans are blue?
Eric
RJS
Aug 19 2006, 08:37 PM
Heres mine,
Race into the kitchen to show your partner your newly finished piece of work. Place it in the counter to give her a better view, then realise that the counter is soaking wet with cleaning fluid.....need i say more?
RJS
woo
Aug 19 2006, 10:09 PM
QUOTE(Eric @ Aug 19 2006, 09:07 PM) [snapback]1064[/snapback]
The one I like is showing the dog the newly finished drawing of a cat you did for someone on commission, and the dog grabs it thinking its a new toy to play tug of war with. He usually wins with it shaking away between his teeth.
Oh, well. I'm sure it had some errors you wanted to fix anyway. Sounds sorta like Calvin's shredder.
Good post, Calvin.
And Woo: Would I be mistaken to say that your jeans are blue?
Eric
yes they are blue but its where i usually keep my brains
Pammy
Dec 1 2006, 06:19 AM
Never hand a drawing to a 7 year old boy who has just come from outside! Although I kept it because those finger prints got so much bigger so quick. (sighs) They grow so fast.
OH and never ever leave anything you want to keep on your boyfriends computer desk

He might throw it away without realizing to you it WAS art.
Raiva_Griffon
Dec 4 2006, 09:40 PM
Another way to ruin a sketch: sneeze after eating a burrito......btdt
Sketch Fiend
Dec 4 2006, 10:23 PM
QUOTE(woo @ Aug 18 2006, 08:23 AM) [snapback]931[/snapback]
you use a ruler in art

thats sacralidge[sp] unless you are using it for a grid and my bad if thats what you are doing .. but once you are a littlemore astablished you will be able to visulise a grid instead of drawing one
not true!!! what if ur drawing things in perspective like buildings!!! even the pros use right agles and stuff.......
but if its for a portrait... lol... then yeah.
Laura01
Dec 6 2006, 02:46 PM
QUOTE(isshinart @ Aug 18 2006, 06:22 AM) [snapback]939[/snapback]
Brenda has a list somewhat like this in the back of D for D. Maybe she'll chime in here with one or two of the things she listed.
Here is mine:
Leave your drawing anywhere that is accessable to a cat. Muddy paw prints DON'T come out.
Let's not even talk about if your kitty is in "season".......she only marks things that are mine!!!
Laura
Raiva_Griffon
Jan 14 2007, 09:03 PM
Showing Dad this topic and he says..:
How to deflate your ego.... realize after sneezing burrito picture looks better.
I say
Laura01
Jan 14 2007, 09:28 PM
QUOTE(Raiva_Griffon @ Jan 14 2007, 04:03 PM) [snapback]9466[/snapback]
Showing Dad this topic and he says..:
How to deflate your ego.... realize after sneezing burrito picture looks better.
I say

ROFLMBO
Juniperdime
Jan 20 2007, 10:08 PM
Allowing your three year old son to color while sitting beside you and he decides to help with a nice bright green pencil crayon.
Raiva_Griffon
Jan 22 2007, 10:29 PM
Awwww, Juniper, that will one day be beyond price. Children grow so fast! *Stumbles off to hug 11 and 9 year olds...*
Farfallina
Feb 4 2007, 11:03 PM
Here's one of the fastest ways to ruin a drawing in progress.
Take a break and cover your work with a clean sheet of paper so you make sure it doesn't get messed. Then get the stupid idea to check whether a ballpoint pen still writes or not and absent mindedly press very hard on the clean sheet covering your work to test it.
Your drawing now has a couple of square inches of deep indents where you haven't drawn yet and which nothing will cover!!!
I think I'm going to die!!
Laura01
Feb 5 2007, 02:40 AM
Hahahahaha...been there done that!!! Only I'm so slow I didn't realize 'til some time later. That's when you're left wondering...how'd that happen....DUH!!! Then you feel like a 40 watt light bulb!
I'm so sorry you found out the hard way.
Laura
fatcat721
Feb 5 2007, 07:38 PM
Here's another: drawing the face while your sleeve is rubbing the rest of your drawing. Trying afterwards to repair what you smeared with your sleeve time in which the side of your palm gets also dirty. Eyes getting tired due to poor light, because you're a great artist and is natural to starve for your art. Drinking some coffee and no! no! no!, not spilling it ! Sleeping a little and in the morning, daylight revealing your big drawing, all fingerprinted, smeared and overshadowed. Now's the time to spill your coffee, when you hear the client ringing at your door.
Fatcat
PS There is still a chance that your client likes sepia tones and you put too much milk.
Sharkwaffle
Feb 8 2007, 12:09 AM
-Falling asleep on your drawing.
-Leaving your drawing loosely laying anywhere where there might be the smallest of breezes.
-Stabbing your drawing tool through the middle of the drawing.
-Leaving your drawing
anywhere but in a closed case. (Left one of mine on the top of a high cabinet, cat somehowgot on there. 'S like a eight foot jump sraight up from the floor.

)
-Wiping your hand across the paper to get rid of eraser bits.
And now, the more obvious ones...
-Eating it.
-Burning it.
-Crumpling it up into a ball, and throwing it away.
BRB
Feb 27 2007, 11:49 PM
QUOTE(woo @ Aug 18 2006, 08:23 AM) [snapback]931[/snapback]
you use a ruler in art

thats sacralidge[sp] unless you are using it for a grid and my bad if thats what you are doing .. but once you are a littlemore astablished you will be able to visulise a grid instead of drawing one
your no 2 blowing the erasure crumbs i use a big brush to brush mine away just incase i blow something like that onto the paper

a big blusher brush is good as the bristle are very soft and dosnt damage the paper or picture
use putty erasures and roll up into a ball and stick them to the top of the picture that you are drawing you only need a little rolled up ball keeps it clean and you know where it is
I have no answer for no 5 just dont lay your paper face down

I may be unethical, but especially for practice, all is fair. Even tracing can help you improve you skill. Just my opinion.
ipjones
Mar 21 2007, 03:48 PM
QUOTE(woo @ Aug 18 2006, 08:12 AM) [snapback]944[/snapback]
wouldnt this be fun though .. get your animal to walk over a piece of paper with dirty feet then try and make a picture out of it .. animal art

I have my young students do something like that when they are doing their animation unit. If they say they can't draw I have them draw a fast squiggle on the screen and then they all swap seats and everyone has to make a picture out of the squiggle!
nannerz227
Jun 11 2007, 03:25 AM
Haha, funny you say that. Today I was working on a portrait of Johnny Depp for my mom at a picnic. There was a spider on my paper and when I tried to brush it off... I squished it. Now Johnny has spider juice on his forehead.
rsine
Jun 28 2007, 10:21 AM
QUOTE(nannerz227 @ Jun 11 2007, 03:25 AM) [snapback]22330[/snapback]
Haha, funny you say that. Today I was working on a portrait of Johnny Depp for my mom at a picnic. There was a spider on my paper and when I tried to brush it off... I squished it. Now Johnny has spider juice on his forehead.

That's nothing. One time I was trying to blow some of those annoying eraser bits off on one drawing I was working on and accidently spit a big wet glob all over it.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
Jul 11 2007, 06:05 PM
This is a little sketch of my son wading at the community aquatic center last weekend:
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When he saw it in my sketchbook later that day, he said "Daddy, you forgot to put my face. I will fix it for you!" And grabbed a red Prismacolor pencil from my desk.
I did manage to stop him in time.
deathnote95
Jan 21 2008, 05:15 PM
hello you crumple it up thats the fastest way unnless you have lighter
silvermane
Jan 29 2008, 01:01 AM
Going overboard... as in, not knowing when to stop.
And pressing too hard with your pencils. Remember, never press harder then you would with a pen (when writing)
Spuddy
Feb 2 2008, 10:38 PM
Um, this isn't a way to ruin one, just a question. Why is this in the suggestion topics?
wolfos3d
Feb 4 2008, 05:31 AM
QUOTE(silvermane @ Jan 29 2008, 01:01 AM) [snapback]31225[/snapback]
And pressing too hard with your pencils. Remember, never press harder then you would with a pen (when writing)
I always press too hard with my pencils.

I've just learned to ignore the dints in the paper. I wouldn't have many drawings left otherwise.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
Feb 7 2008, 01:59 AM
Here's a new one:
Let your just-completed drawing slip, unnoticed, off the shelf where it is stored; then roll over it with your 180-lb carcass in a desk chair.
Maire
Feb 17 2008, 01:28 AM
Here's another one: Give your 3-yr-old gdaughter some paper scissors and a cutout book while she is beside my easel then go to the kitchen for a minute or two.
Maire
Ernest Friedman-Hill
Feb 17 2008, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Maire @ Feb 16 2008, 08:28 PM) [snapback]32146[/snapback]
Here's another one: Give your 3-yr-old gdaughter some paper scissors and a cutout book while she is beside my easel then go to the kitchen for a minute or two.
Maire
Aaaaaaaaaak!
Tomas Øvrebust
Feb 25 2008, 06:47 PM
Use an lighter on the paper or makulate the paper or you youst eat like a pig abowe the drawing and drink like a fisch.
burrumgirl
Mar 1 2008, 08:14 AM
paulingrad
May 18 2008, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(Calvin @ Aug 18 2006, 05:29 AM) [snapback]924[/snapback]
1. Ruler slips while drawing a straight line and your pressing hard.
2. You just gulped a mouth full of jello as you are erasing a mistake. You then proceed to blow away the eraser crumbs.
3. Inadvertenly set your eraser in a wet coffee spill on your desk and then use the wet eraser.
4. Read number 2 above while viewing your drawing with a mouth full of coffee.
5. Grab a drawing you just finished and layed face down and mistakenly pick it up and run it through the shreder.
i always ruin a drawing when i pick up a pencil.
paul
mmmmmmme
May 29 2008, 12:08 PM
Finish feeding your baby, then carry him over and let him admire your work-in-progress...
Ernest Friedman-Hill
May 29 2008, 04:58 PM
With slight variations, I found this was an excellent way to ruin a shirt as well.
titofsh
Jun 4 2008, 08:52 PM
we all know the dangers of drinking and driving, I've learned not to drink and draw,
small children, dogs, cats, dogs chasing cats, heck even burrito snot does not compare to being drunk and trying to draw!!!
ollieowl
Jun 15 2008, 10:58 AM
Here mine just finishing portrait of mother in law partner walks
past hits arm give her very large brown moustache
arrrrr wonder what it will look after the shredder had ago
I not try again yet
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